Name: Anonymous 2017-09-22 9:40

1. ayo-control
2. yocktel
3. ayo sea tea ell (faggot)
4. input output control (faggot)
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Name: Anonymous 2017-09-22 11:05

>>2
we also need /sec/ when we're at it

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-22 11:40

>>3
when we're at it
But with higher priority on lang.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-22 15:11

Yocktel sounds about right

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-22 23:52

aye-yo-cudder-elll

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-23 6:56

ayo-cuttul
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Name: Anonymous 2017-09-22 3:34

Who would win?
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Name: Anonymous 2017-09-22 19:24

>>19
confiscates his computer with latest source code
Oh damn, that's the real tragedy
Did you at least back it up to the cloud™?

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-22 21:24

>>23
Can't you read? He's not Nikita!

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-23 1:20

I'm reading Symta's documentation and really enjoying it.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-23 4:14

ITT Nikiketa samefagging in every posts

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-23 4:59

>muh Putin stole my macbook and I can't finish muh game
>muh bydlo russians killed my gay friends
Nikita is a whiny untermensch and Terry would def kick the shit out of him.
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n-breaks?

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-22 2:12

Why can't we just have break accept a number so we can break multiple loops at the same time?


for( /*...*/ ) {
do {
x = f();

switch( x ) {
case Error;
break 3; // was that so fucking hard?
}
} while( /*...*/ );
}


Dare say I should use... EXCEPTIONS?!
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Name: Anonymous 2017-09-22 10:55

>>7,8
GOTO 21

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-22 11:01

>>9
goto >>21

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-22 11:02

>>11
goto dubs

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-23 2:29

I found an answer!!!!!!!

for(float a = 0; a < 2.4; a++) {
for (float b = 0; b < 99.3; ++b) {
for (float c = 0; c < 35.16; ++c) {
for (float d = 0; d < 9.1; ++d) {
for (float e = 0; e < 28.3; ++e){
int x = f();
if (x == false) b = 99999999;
}

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Name: Anonymous 2017-09-23 2:51

>>12
This doesn't stop them.
Although I guess it would if you did the same to the other inner loops.
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Name: !Ps1ivhrO6w 2017-09-19 15:01

should I just give up?
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Name: Anonymous 2017-09-20 21:04

>>1
real programmers just use printf

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-21 7:14

>>15
Based.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-21 11:11

>>15
inserting printf every few lines and recompiling seems awfully efficient

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-21 23:32

>>17
Thanks

Name: !Ps1ivhrO6w 2017-09-23 2:17

tentative factorial:

(0)! -> 1
(*)! -> (*)^((*)-)!

(since we aren't calling eval it means it's lazy)
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Name: Anonymous 2017-09-20 20:24

that can run GNU/Linux?
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Name: Anonymous 2017-09-21 19:55

>>5
CPU Cooler
SSD
There isn't a GPU either.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-22 8:16

>>6
Who needs graphics when you have a perfectly fine serial port?

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Name: Anonymous 2017-09-22 16:54

Screwberry Pi

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-22 17:29

>>7
And then there's ReGIS graphics, though I kept overflowing the buffer when trying to use it.
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Name: Anonymous 2017-09-20 13:36

https://www.nngroup.com/articles/flat-ui-less-attention-cause-uncertainty/
"On average participants spent 22 per cent more time (i.e. slower task performance) looking at the pages with weak signifiers," the firm notes. Why would that be? Users were looking for clues how to navigate. "The average number of fixations was significantly higher on the weak-signifier versions than the strong-signifier versions. On average, people had 25 per cent more fixations on the pages with weak signifiers."

The firm dispenses with the counter-argument that users were "more engaged" with the page.
Oh yes, not being able to find your way around websites just means you're engaged with it!


https://www.fastcodesign.com/3058094/the-problem-with-flat-design-according-to-a-ux-expert
But her favorite quote comes from a young adult–under 25–talking recently about navigating a flat web design: “I don’t [know what’s a link]. I just start clicking and praying that it works.”

Who would've fucking guessed Windows NT 4.0 is more usable than the modern web?

How much longer do I have to wait until this design bubble finally pops and everyone goes back to traditional UIs?
Even my god damn bank is overhauling it's user interface with flat bullshit.
Fucking kill me.
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Name: Anonymous 2017-09-21 6:36

>>4
but I'm not criticizing the existence of GUIs, I criticize their unreasonable simplification which takes away any sort of user control

Name: Cudder !cXCudderUE 2017-09-21 7:18

>>2
No they're not. They look like they're not done loading, like the GDI handles ran out.

The "real" flat UI is BS_FLAT. That actually looks good and is usable, because the UI elements still have some fucking borders that tell you where they are.

http://forum.swamp.ru/files/flat_508.png

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-21 7:22

>>9
http://forum.swamp.ru/files/flat_508.png
swamp.ru
.ru
Russian commie detected. Go back to Gulag, Ivan!

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-21 19:47

>>9
The "real" flat UI is BS_FLAT. [...] because the UI elements still have some fucking borders that tell you where they are.
Dude what are you smoking? If it has borders it's not really flat

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-22 16:26

>>7
it's that designers think flat UIs are easier to make.
They are easier to make, though
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Name: Anonymous 2017-09-21 23:57

Is there a way that we can donate to him some shekels?

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-22 0:00

>>5
best not donate money to the homeless and addicts
it just helps them keep up with their vices

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-22 2:05

>>6
programming is a vice
Got that right.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-22 6:50

>>7
Keep your dick in a vice.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-22 16:19

>>7
He does more drinking than programming
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Name: Anonymous 2017-09-12 15:30

The first time he done it, I thought it was my imagination. Then he begun going down and taking long deep sniffs which turned him on like I have never seen him before.

Sometimes I will just be lying there and he will go down and start smelling my ass, it's like some form of foreplay to him as after that he wants to have sex. During doggy, he will stop, bend to sniff/lick my ass then start sex in this position again.

Is this weird or normal?
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Name: Anonymous 2017-09-22 8:26

>>59
Nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-22 8:38

>>60
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-22 8:47

>>61
Nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-22 9:07

>>62
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-23 4:16

>>63
Nigger.
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Name: Anonymous 2017-09-06 20:34

void main (){
int numbers[10] = {1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10};
int *array = &numbers[-1];

printf("%d\n", array[4]);
return 1;
}


Output: 4
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Name: Anonymous 2017-09-17 15:26

>>17
UGH

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-18 6:52

>>17
there's Unix way, there's The Right Way (as claimed by Lispers), there's The Right Way (as claimed by Plan9ers), there's The Right Way (as claimed by category-theoryfags) - and then there's the FrozenAnus way

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-21 19:44

>>17-19
Only in C and C++ is this acceptable in production code.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-21 19:56

>>20
No it's not, because it's undefined behaviour.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-22 6:34

>>21
how can it be undefined behavior when it's dubs?
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Name: Anonymous 2017-08-08 9:06

Latest chan meme applied to /prog/

Virgin Programmer:
Has the latest macbook loaded with latest compilers
Codes in modern functional style
Code is visually pleasing, fully indented
All variables and functions are descriptively named
Comments are filled with explanations and relevant information
Produces portable, safe code that is debugged, linted, statically analyzed and theorem proved ad nauseum
Code almost never crashes
Every bug report is answered with patches and profuse apologizing

The Chad Coder:
Codes in direct, brutal imperative style
Thinks recursion is a meme
Doesn't indent anything
All variables are one letter, functions are random verbs with numbers
Code crashes several times per hour
Never changed his computer
Produces code that "works on my machine"
Debugging consists of console messages peppered randomly through code
Comments consist of curses and threats to other programmers and software
When someone posts a bug report, laughs at it, marks it wontfix or claims you're using his software wrong
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Name: Anonymous 2017-09-18 19:17

>>155
I should add that the minutes should be made public on the same day, rather than three or six months later or whatever is the case now. Damn phone ate that part of my text up.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-20 3:39

>>155
except natsoc germany went bankrupt.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-21 19:56

>>157
because the world was against them

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-22 6:32

>>158
for a good reason, Hans

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-22 16:40

>>159
Taking them down to re-establish Jewish financial control over Germany is the diametric opposite of "a good reason."
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