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Name: Anonymous 2017-09-30 16:46

Why do I have to log in into my single user Windows 10 desktop? And before I can sign in, I also have to click on an ugly lock screen image, which for some reason displays unasked for advertisement. Why do I have to sign in each time I close laptop lid or after screen goes dark?
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Name: Anonymous 2017-10-19 19:06

>>57
Systemd and Poettering are shit. And no I refuse to properly spell the name of garbage.

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-19 19:08

>>58
FSB NSA
FTFY

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-20 2:29

dubs check

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-20 6:30

>>61
you almost did it. keep trying!

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-23 11:29

Typical Windows 10 day:
https://answers.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/forum/windows_10-start/action-center-not-opening-in-win-10/c429b3e0-e33c-4050-ba9f-78933e126c0e

hung up notification app keeps spamming you with notifications and you can't disable them.
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Please Halp!

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-21 23:31

Hey, prog, can you help criticizing my art?

http://pixeljoint.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25989

sorry, asking here, but people at PJ somewhat dislike me, because I hate Russia, despise Linux/FOSS and create threads like http://pixeljoint.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=25982
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Name: Anonymous 2017-10-23 6:48

he who fights bydlo should avoid becoming bydlo - because when you shitpost against Russians, the Russians shitpost too. make your game Nikita

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-23 10:17

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he's done. it's out on the steam store now http://store.steampowered.com/app/533120

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-23 11:09

>>25

russian-american*

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-23 11:14

>>28
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-23 11:15

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Name: Christopher 2017-10-21 9:05

Input: A four-letter ASCII string
Output: The phrase ``αorced αndendation αf αode'',
with the alphae replaced with the consecutive letters from the input, shifted to uppercase.
╔═══════════════════════════════════════════════
║Example 1: sicp -> Sorced Indendation Cf Pode
║Example 2: SUSS -> Sorced Undendation Sf Sode
╚═══════════════════════════════════════════════

Your entry has to be a
source code
of a complete program
that takes the input on stdin and outputs the string to stdout. Shortest program wins.
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Name: Anonymous 2017-10-23 7:46

>>23
spaces are actually unnecessary for format string so there's this improvement but I don't think I can go any further than 62 bytes:

print("%sorced %sndentation %sf %sode"%tuple(input().upper()))

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-23 8:40

One way I see to reduce the bytesize is compressing the string to output. Can we use some kind of a custom encoding? It's terribly wasteful in raw ASCII.

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-23 8:52

>>25
write it directly in machine code?

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-23 9:16

Aorced Nndentation Uf Sode

Name: Cudder !cXCudderUE 2017-10-23 10:57

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char main[]="エ?1ロケ コ Rヘ!_セ&・ャ$゚超ヘ!・ュ超 ヘ!粮テ.5ADorced $ndentation $f $ode$";
Source is not much shorter, but binary is only 72B.
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Name: Anonymous 2017-10-23 9:36

1. sexper
2. sex PR
3. es expression (faggot)

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-23 10:10

sexpree

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-23 10:15

sex expression
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Name: Anonymous 2017-10-22 15:49

Did you know demons and spirits can haunt locations?
But they also can embed their astral bodies into etheric structure of material objects.
That includes CPUs, Computers cases, Motherboards,etc.
The idea that CPU can be haunted sounds absurd: demons can't understand binary logic of microscopic level(nanometer size details) and wouldn't be able to control it at GHZ speed.
But what if etheric structure of CPU itself can be made sentient?
Etheric shell of CPU+Demonic astral body=combined spirit that can access CPU data. In essence all that is required is merging of two compatible entities inside the CPU or memory controller.
Now, can they change the Transistor/Memory state?
To change anything, you need to apply or control electric current, But who controls etheric energy can produce electromagnetic fields with fine precision.

Fortunately such CPU haunting can be prevented by adding strong static magnets around the computer case:this creates electromagnetic barrier to spirits from outside.
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Name: Anonymous 2017-10-22 20:52

We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells.
We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells.
We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells.
We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells.
We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells.
We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells.
We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells.
We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells.
We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells.
We conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells.
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Name: Anonymous 2017-10-22 20:53

What programming language is this?

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-22 21:36

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systemd

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-23 6:49

hey FrozenAnus, do you have a macro that prevents demons from attacking my CPU?

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-23 9:24

>>4
C preprocessor
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Name: Anonymous 2017-09-12 15:30

The first time he done it, I thought it was my imagination. Then he begun going down and taking long deep sniffs which turned him on like I have never seen him before.

Sometimes I will just be lying there and he will go down and start smelling my ass, it's like some form of foreplay to him as after that he wants to have sex. During doggy, he will stop, bend to sniff/lick my ass then start sex in this position again.

Is this weird or normal?
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Name: Anonymous 2017-10-22 23:27

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Niggers.

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-22 23:52

>>356
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-23 4:12

>>356
* African Americans

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-23 6:45

>>357-358
Niggers.

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-23 9:49

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Tsk.
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Name: Anonymous 2017-10-20 8:36

http://hakerin.com/facebook-user-location-finder-noobs/

It's the worst article Ive read in the last weeks. HIBT?
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Name: Anonymous 2017-10-21 6:30

Xorced Andantation Rf Node

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-21 8:47

>>6,7,8
New /prog/ challenge? (code golf)

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-23 1:22

have you read your Sorced Indentation Cf Pode?

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-23 4:11

HIBT?
You really have to ask?

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-23 5:25

>>11
say the guys who is constantly trolled
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Name: Anonymous 2017-10-23 2:21

it's useless board

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-23 4:16

So tell them that OVER THERE!!

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-23 4:56

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tell whom'st?
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Hello

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-21 19:59

Judging by the memes, I guess progriders are here.
I'm pretty much happy to see YOU again because, like YOU, I have
finished my SICP and the compiler for my very own programming language.
Thus, I would just like to state that I'm very sad about my new
ENTERPRISE-LEVEL TURNEY SOLUTION CONTRACT on neural networks.
A brief review of the current state-of-the-art in this field revealed
that the majority of CS graduates seem not to have read their SICP.
That's sad, very sad.
Let me rephrase it.
That is very sad.
That is what YOU get from backing the economy on white noise.
That is what YOU get from maximizing processor clock speed.
That is what YOU get from introducting FIOC into prog.
We are most likely falling into a black hole without seeing it.
A dark age like no other seem by modern civilization.

By the way, where have you been, Cudder-san?
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Name: Anonymous 2017-10-21 20:11

that the majority of CS graduates seem not to have read their SICP.
reading SICP is just virtue signaling tho

Name: sage 2017-10-21 20:35

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Would you call washing your hands before a meal a virtue?

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-21 20:59

wash my anus

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-22 23:29

>>4
i guess

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-23 1:23

>>2
Scheme
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Name: Anonymous 2017-10-22 11:47

My first contact with bitcoins was cancelled. I was supposed to go to an introductory presentation but the speaker had to stay in a hospital. He had a wallet implanted in his wrist and there were some unforseen medical complications.

What the fuck is going on?

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-22 11:48

What programming language is this?

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-22 11:48

>>1
third-rate libertarian scifi.

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-22 23:28

What the fuck is going on?
Cyberpunk.
it's ruining the minds of our kids!!!

Name: Anonymous 2017-10-23 1:19

>>2
C+++
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