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The Virgin Programmer vs The Chad Coder

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-08 9:06

Latest chan meme applied to /prog/

Virgin Programmer:
Has the latest macbook loaded with latest compilers
Codes in modern functional style
Code is visually pleasing, fully indented
All variables and functions are descriptively named
Comments are filled with explanations and relevant information
Produces portable, safe code that is debugged, linted, statically analyzed and theorem proved ad nauseum
Code almost never crashes
Every bug report is answered with patches and profuse apologizing

The Chad Coder:
Codes in direct, brutal imperative style
Thinks recursion is a meme
Doesn't indent anything
All variables are one letter, functions are random verbs with numbers
Code crashes several times per hour
Never changed his computer
Produces code that "works on my machine"
Debugging consists of console messages peppered randomly through code
Comments consist of curses and threats to other programmers and software
When someone posts a bug report, laughs at it, marks it wontfix or claims you're using his software wrong

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-08 9:18

Ad nauseam, anglophone languagenigger.

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-08 9:56

are you saying FrozenVoid is a chad coder?

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-08 11:04

>>1
The /prog/ virgin: steals stale meme template, can't draw anything. Memes get a dozen replies max.
The 4chan Chad: Beautiful meme graphics drawn handmade in MSpaint. Memes spread to hundreds of sites, newspapers and tv start talking about them.

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-08 12:57

>>4
lol

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-08 16:15

Chad is a country, bordering Niger and Nigeria.

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-08 16:57

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-08 17:06

>>7
>tfw Chad is on C.A.R. and Virgin Islands just float there.

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-08 18:04

>>8
Islands don't float.

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-08 18:12

>>8
C.A.R. Isn't a real car either.

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-09 0:34

>>10
These are real dubs though.

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-09 0:52

Others have offered a more scathing assessment of Prince's proposals, likening them to "literal colonialism" and arguing that the plan is primarily driven by his desire to profit from the 16-year conflict.

As Common Dreams reported last week, Trump recently fumed in a meeting with generals and high-ranking national security officials that the U.S. is not "winning" the war. He also complained that businesses are not working quickly enough to secure a share of Afghanistan's vast mineral wealth, which has been valued at around $1 trillion.

Prince's plan also reportedly includes the use of "an iPhone application called Safe Strike," which is presented as a "tool for air tactical controllers to safely and accurately call in precision airstrikes or indirect fire."

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-09 1:02

a person or thing that is a perfect example of believing oneself to be inherently deserving of privileges or special treatment.

epitome of entitled

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-09 1:36

It is solely the actions of North Korea that threatens the peace of the region
-M.T (live?) ~ 3 min ago

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-09 1:43

Don't you think pointing fingers at people in our region threatens the peace of our region?

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-09 1:44

>>12-15
get out of my thread, shizo

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-09 1:53

Just tell the yanks to go home and begin serious negotiations for the re-unification of korea

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-09 2:03

>>16
lol

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-09 4:30

"Guam is an island, that at its widest level is 12 miles from shore to shore at its smallest level, smallest location 7 miles between one shore and the other. Very small island, about 24 miles if i recall long. So 24 miles long, about 7 miles wide at the least widest place of the island, about 12 miles long at the widest part of the island. My, my fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it would tip over, and capsize"

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-09 4:34

What programming language is this?

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-09 5:35

>>20
If you have to ask you're a Virgin Programmer.

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-09 6:21

>>20
Chad instantly recognizes all other languages as either "toy languages" or "abstract bullshit".

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-09 9:16

>>19
Isn't there some kind of moratorium on militarizing small islands?

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-10 2:59

>>22
well which type is this thread?

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-10 4:32

>>24
Abstract bullshit.

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-10 5:26

>>24
Toy languages, because it contains javascript.

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-10 14:35

>>25
NICE SQUARE
CHECK MY CUBE DUDE

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-10 15:21

The Chad Coder:
Doesn't indent anything
All variables are one letter, functions are random verbs with numbers
Gee, I wonder which /prog/ autist is behind this thread.

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-10 16:39

>>28
You're just jealous of him stealing your waifu.

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-10 16:40

>>29
At least I don't write illegible waffle and call it ``code.''

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-10 16:42

All waifus fall for Chad. Take the Red Pill and move on >>28
Its inevitable that she will be deflowered in form of fleshlight-enchanced pillow.
And you can't do nothing about...its waifu's nature.

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-11 2:34

>>31
my waifus are pure.

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-11 3:26

>>32
My dubs are pure.

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-11 7:53

>>33
Positive Characteristics: The 33 is a humanitarian. It is understanding and knowledgeable, a mover and a shaker.

Negative Characteristics: As a Master number, when the positive potential of this number is not used properly, one tends to become preachy and care less about others, putting too much focus on one's personal agenda.
https://www.numerology.com/number-33

Name: ★ BlAcK N1gg3R SeX MaGiC ★ 2017-08-11 18:28

Virgin programmer:
fap to anime tentacles

the Chad coder:
banged Leah Culver at pycon
slammed Cudder's pussy at Intel Developper forum

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-11 18:28

>>35
lol'd

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-12 6:13

meme template done
https://i.imgur.com/fjS1RyK.jpg (add small text in white space)

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-12 15:51

>>37
why don't you, then.

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 15:39

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 17:36

>>39
Youmu is cute! Cute!

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-13 17:55

>>39
what does this have to do my post???

Name: VIPPER 2017-08-13 18:01

>>39
lol

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-14 14:09

Yes, Functional programming is feminine and Jewish while Imperative programming is masculine and Aryan. They are diametrically opposed like ying and yang. We've been over this before.

Name: ★ BlAcK N1gg3R SeX MaGiC ★ 2017-08-14 14:40

>>39
why did you post an image of a sad panda?

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-14 19:31

>>43
Jewish, maybe. Feminine? no
Women aren't as creative to create ridiculous one liners that REAL men can do

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-15 9:12

>>44
Nice meme

Name: ★ BlAcK N1gg3R SeX MaGiC ★ 2017-08-15 17:45

>>46
I don't understand. Can you give me a quick rundown on this meme?

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-15 18:40

chad coder
being a slave to the machine

i dont think so

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-15 19:46

>>48
Who are you quoting?

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-15 19:49

Are imageredditniggers physically incapable of keeping their trash to themselves?

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-15 20:22

>>50
african americans*

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-16 11:09

>>50
My friendo, you may need to give this thread another read https://dis.tinychan.org/read/lounge/1433424234

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-16 11:11

>>52
/lounge/
Stopped reading there.

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-16 23:03

>>49
OPs implication

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-17 0:06

>>52
The weebcucks in that thread gave me ass cancer.

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-17 0:53

>>55
Epic cuck meme, bro!

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-17 16:50

>>56
found the weebcuck

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-18 0:11

>>57
polecat kebabs.

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-18 6:16

>>58
more like polecat kepolabs

Name: ★ BlAcK N1gg3R SeX MaGiC ★ 2017-08-23 6:08

pls explain how do I bypass the sad panda

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-23 6:13

>>60
An excellent question, African-American
First you need to register an account with e-hentai and wait 2 weeks.
Then, you clear your both sites' cookies, and login e-hentai before opening the other site

Name: ★ BlAcK N1gg3R SeX MaGiC ★ 2017-08-23 10:41

>>61
But why do I have to wait two weeks?

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-23 10:50

>>62
because the site is a sekrit

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-23 11:52

>>61
DON'T HELP HIM!!

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-23 11:59

>>64
It would be a shame to miss reading the youmu doujin

Name: ★ BlAcK N1gg3R SeX MaGiC ★ 2017-08-23 13:54

>>64
b-but I need help!

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-23 14:03

>>66
register & wait 2 weeks then

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-23 20:10

The Chad Coder only uses C-based languages, especially JavaScript, and believes { and } make a language ``closer to assembly''.

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-24 2:23

>>68
()() doesn't make it closer to assembly either

Name: ★ BlAcK N1gg3R SeX MaGiC ★ 2017-08-24 6:02

>>69
but it looks like tittiestt

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-25 22:16

Xarn doesn't seem like a chad and somehow he still gets laid. Guess maybe he's a hybrid of the two.

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-25 22:19

>>71
somehow he still gets laid.
His gf is really...
Well, whatever.

Name: ★ BlAcK N1gg3R SeX MaGiC ★ 2017-08-26 9:41

>>72
pic?

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-26 16:40

>>73
No

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-26 18:16

I think I have a couple pics of Erika on my old laptop, but I'm posting from my phone right now and I need a monitor to be able to see the output.

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-26 20:49

>>71,75
I wonder if they're still together

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-26 22:38

>>76
Hell of a long distance relationship being that they live in different hemispheres, unless Xarn finally got her to move to Belgium.

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-27 0:04

>>77
I just checked his board, and was surprised he brought it back.
I'm gonna ask him and see if they're still together. Unless I get banned

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-27 1:36

>>77
I'm not married.
I'm not looking to leave the Schengen area for anyone at this point, and it seems especially stupid for anyone to move into the US now. Things may be different after the war.

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-27 3:38

>>79
What a chad.

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-27 5:19

>after the war.
What

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-27 8:45

>>81
Civil war

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-27 10:17

>>79
DO YOU HAVE A LINK TO XARN FORUM??

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-27 10:36

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-27 12:48

>>81
Xarn is going on a mass shooting

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-27 14:31

>>81
Xarn lives in Shariah terrorist Belgium

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-27 16:02

To be fair, Brussels is garbage anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-27 16:46

To be fair, dubs are awesome anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-27 17:24

>>79
and it seems especially stupid for anyone to move into the US now.
Lol, we just have a bunch of antifas and neo-nazis LARPing and beating each other up in the streets. Aside from some of the Soviet style censorship at the behest of entities like ICANN and the Alt-Right finding creative ways of publishing samizdat, nobody here gives a fuck. If he's worried about Trump, he's just a paper tiger, he'll fold just like every other Republican before him. I find the leftist reaction to be amusing, but yet so predictable.

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-28 5:46

>>89
The uncanny resemblance to late Weimar republic is hard to ignore.

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-28 10:13

>>90
Weimar comparisons are usually done by people who know nothing about Weimar beyond ``it was chaos and caused the nazis''. For starters, the USG isn't completely paralyzed by internal conflicts and the economy isn't crashing through the ground.

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-28 17:07

>>91
The "US economy" is bullshit, you have to consider the amount of poor and homeless.
1.The size of middle class, minimum wage and welfare are getting smaller.
2.People have more advanced means of communication than Weimar and can organize much faster.
3.US has tons of private firearms, magnifying any civil threat.
4.Media/internet are filled with polarized and hostile echo chambers pumping propoganda 24/7.

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-28 17:26

>>90
``History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce."

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-29 13:21

>>92
None of this is even near the level of Weimar.

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-29 13:24

Xarn's response to questions about his ``war'' comment:
I don't know. Germany only had part of it get better for a few decades after WW2, and without a power like the Soviet Union to push things in the right direction it's not likely that will happen this time.
The most realistic thing to hope for is probably a Paris Commune type of scenario/series of scenarios, somewhere in the Mountain States or PNW, away from anywhere too economically or strategically important so it's not an immediate priority for the weakened military command to want to reclaim. The longer it manages to stay independent, the less likely it is to be re-annexed, especially if there are a bunch of them. I'd consider throwing in with that, even if it'll still almost certainly end in disaster.

I don't think it's likely to happen, though. Things only ever get worse now, not better.

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-29 15:15

>>95
I forgot that Xarn was such an obnoxious leftard. Good thing he has his own containment board.

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-29 15:21

>>96
The only other person who has an imageboard for herself is boxxy

http://chan.catiewayne.com/b/

Xarn is a stupid lolcow.

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-29 15:23

>>96,97
Be nice
Xarn gave the world progscrape

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-29 15:55

Xarn also gave the world my dubs.

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-29 16:27

>>98
So we can scrape through his shitposting history? Big fucking deal!

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-29 16:53

>>97
The only other person
Shinozaki Ai has a board too.

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-29 21:50

>>91,94
No, we're not quite at the level of Weimar, but we're well on our way. The sexual degeneracy, the dollar not worth as much as it used to be, people dying from the opioid epidemic, 42 million in poverty, nearly $20 trillion in debt according to usdebtclock.org all that's needed is much worse economics conditions than what is at present. Pretty sick society, not much different from Weimar if you ask me.

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-29 22:04

>>102
Degeneracy is a buzzword, inflation in the US and hyperinflation in the WR are two completely distinct beasts, and US debt is basically meaningless (especially when compared to the WR's). Who is going to collect the US's debts?
all that's needed is much worse economics conditions than what is at present
I.e. the most important thing is missing. You also completely skipped over the government where tons of small parties had to form coalitions and compromised with each other until nothing could happen. The USA is effectively a two party state, for fuck's sake. How the is that ``not much different''?

The current US is diseased, but it is nothing like the Weimar Republic. If you want to make doomsayer comparisons, why don't you go for the fall of Rome? At least that makes you look like you read classical texts.

Name: Anonymous 2017-08-29 22:59

i love maymays

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-01 3:23

>>102
The sexual degeneracy
Virgin detected

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-01 4:40

>>102
Polecat kepolabs.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-01 12:14

>>106
stop it
it's not funny

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-01 14:37

>>71
bitches love woodwork

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-02 0:18

>>95
What does that even mean? He's just talking nonsense.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-02 1:20

>>103
Degeneracy is a buzzword
I used to think that before I saw the photos from Up Your Alley 2008
inflation in the US and hyperinflation in the WR are two completely distinct beasts
Not really. In the US, it's just a much softer form. The fundamentals remain.
and US debt is basically meaningless (especially when compared to the WR's).
$20 Trillion is meaningless? Average debt per citizen being ~$61,000 is meaningless? What?
Who is going to collect the US's debts?
The countries listed in http://ticdata.treasury.gov/Publish/mfh.txt I imagine. Though, those countries also have lots of their own debt.
You also completely skipped over the government where tons of small parties had to form coalitions and compromised with each other until nothing could happen. The USA is effectively a two party state, for fuck's sake.
There's also many internal factions within those two parties; effectively emulating some of the same aspects that you see in multi-party democracies. Not every member of the GOP is pro-Trump, which is why not everything he wants done gets through in even a Republican controlled House and Senate. I remember the opposite happening when Obama was president, where there were Dems who were against him and he couldn't get things done in a Democratic controlled Congress. I don't expect it to get better over time, it will degenerate to the point where nothing could happen, just like Weimar.
The current US is diseased, but it is nothing like the Weimar Republic. If you want to make doomsayer comparisons, why don't you go for the fall of Rome? At least that makes you look like you read classical texts.
Rome is also a great example, but Weimar is much more recent. Another thing is the USA doesn't have a Treaty of Versailles to accelerate the decline, either, but the fundamentals of what made Weimar, Weimar yet are here nonetheless.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-02 1:24

>>109
It's a far-left mirror of the far-right. It's funny, Harold Covington wants to establish the Northwest Front in the Pacific Northwest and Xarn thinks the left will establish communes there as well. I guess that's the future, since centrism seems to be slowly collapsing.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-02 20:06

>>110
Do you drown every time you drink water? No? But it's just a softer form of drowning!

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-03 6:57

>>112
Ah, not responding to anything I wrote instead resorting to hand-waving and sarcasm since you don't actually have an argument. How predictable. And then some wonder why an ever increasing amount of people no longer listen to "experts" trotted out by publications such as the New York Times.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-03 13:44

>>110
How can I upvote this

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-03 15:57

>>110
I used to think that before I saw the photos from Up Your Alley 2008
I just googled that, wtf man that's terrible

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-03 22:09

>>114,115
Looks like a typical LISP conference.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-04 7:15

>>113
yeah, it's better to read experts such as Alex Jones, David Icke and that guy on /pol/ who thinks there are pentagram-shaped tunnels under pizzerias in which Hillary eats and rapes (in that order) children

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-05 15:31

>>117
CTR shill GTFO

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-05 15:37

>>113
You could have read your and my posts again and realized what I was responding to; it was pretty obvious. However, escape to meta is easier and lets you jump into tangential rants about the NYT, so of course that's the better option.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-05 21:27

penis

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-05 21:32

>>117
Cool strawman, fam.

>>119
And you could have responded to the more salient details and points made in >>110 but instead resorted to sarcasm, thus displaying that you have no argument. It would appear that you've been blown the fuck out (BTFO) as the kids say these days.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-05 22:44

>>117
What can I say? I keep an open mind

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-05 23:13

>>121
All actual points amount to ``less intensive, but it's there'', which I addressed in a simple way that required only a minimum of brainpower. But let's leave it at this, you are clearly more keen on epic Twitter burns than actual discussion and I don't feel like pre-chewing every point as if writing for Redditards.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-06 20:32

chad coder: creator of anus.h, a collection of cute preprocessor tricks that shouldn't be used in any serious app

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-07 6:44

>>124
#include <my/anus>!

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-07 13:38

Chad doesn't write code. Thats too complex.
He gets to be the manager ordering virgin programmers.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-07 15:59

>>126
this

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-08 1:38

>>126
that's why he gets promoted to manager

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-08 21:48

>>117
it's better to read experts such as Alex Jones, David Icke and that guy on /pol/
This isn't even an argument.
It's like saying you disagree with a guy that told you "grass is green" because he's homeless.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-09 1:34

>>129
I can understand people not discussing with homeless people, though

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-11 19:08

>>130
Most homeless people are drug addicts, mentally ill, and on top of that smell bad. It's not hard to see why nobody would listen if one went around telling people the grass is green.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-12 3:03

>>131
Well said

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-12 3:21

Well dubbed

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-12 6:38

>>129
'haha u believe in what alex jones says dumbass' is a valid response to 'haha u believe what nyt says dumbass', dumbass

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-12 11:40

>>134
No it's not, dumbfuck.
It's a fallacy.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-12 12:01

>>135
is a fallacy a fallacy when it's a response to another fallacy? really makes u think ....

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-12 12:08

>>136
Definitely is.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-12 13:03

>>136
What do you think, genius?

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-12 21:03

>>138
Maybe?

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-13 20:56

virgin programmer: steals stale 4chin memes and reposts them elsewhere
chad apper: creates his own high quality OC maymays

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-13 22:26

>>134
The difference between Alex Jones, is that he admitted in court during his divorce proceedings that his whole show and character is largely an act, the The New York Times on the other hand, presents itself as a serious "paper of record" despite peddling their own type of bullshit. It's a deceptive and false dichotomy to declare that one who is critical of mainstream economists and policy wonks are doing so simply because Alex Jones rants and raves about it. It's simply a cop out to deflect and brush away criticism, because >>103,112,117,119,123,134,136 has no argument.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-14 0:03

>>141
Have, not has. These are multiple people and at least one of them has an argument.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-15 1:06

>>141
sound like valid arguments to me

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-15 6:55

those dubs are valid

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-15 14:35

>>144
Those dubs should be wrapped in foil.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-15 21:32

Pilpul, pilpul everywhere.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-15 21:47

>>142
Still, no one has responded with a valid argument for why $20 trillion US debt is "meaningless", >>110 brought up good points.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-15 22:45

>>147
just print out more money

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-15 22:55

>>146
Pilpul is the Talmudic term used to describe
Shalom!

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-15 23:12

>>110,147
Because it's basically treasury bonds.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-16 14:38

If you don't pay your debts, no one will loan you money anymore. This will force the government to run a balanced budget, so ultimately it's a good thing.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-16 17:43

>>148
Socialist logic.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-17 17:06

Just print more money, whoops! We've become Weimar 2.0, sorry 'bout that, fam.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-18 15:04

>>153
Abolish the federal reserve

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-18 19:15

>>154
I'm more in favor of nationalizing the Fed rather than outright abolishing it. Expell the problematic people running it, base the currency on labor instead of just plain declared fiat, just as was done in Natsoc Germany under Hjalmar Schacht, and make it by law that the minutes of the FOMC and monetary policy be made public to both Congress and posted on the Federal Reserve's Website.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-18 19:17

>>155
I should add that the minutes should be made public on the same day, rather than three or six months later or whatever is the case now. Damn phone ate that part of my text up.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-20 3:39

>>155
except natsoc germany went bankrupt.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-21 19:56

>>157
because the world was against them

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-22 6:32

>>158
for a good reason, Hans

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-22 16:40

>>159
Taking them down to re-establish Jewish financial control over Germany is the diametric opposite of "a good reason."

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-28 19:39

nice

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-28 21:30

WE
WANT
BURGERS!!!!!!1!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-28 23:12

>>162
The right to burgers shall not be infringed
*grabs dick McDonalds™ Big™ Mac™*

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-29 0:54

>>163
Not that kind of burger, hamburgre.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-29 2:18

>>160
Taking them down so they'd stop invading your countries and facilitating the Soviet invasion of Europe is most certainly a good reason.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-29 6:37

>>165
it's no use talking to them, Hans will surely tell you that invasion of Poland and France weren't real and that you'd know it if you learned history from a reputable source - like /pol/ board on his imagereddit of choice.

Hans should stop being a nazi and check my dubs

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-29 8:41

>>166
bad dubs

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-29 13:56

>>165-166
Oh, so you're both communist shits. That explains everything. That's why other countries were invaded (more like liberated) by Germany to stop the Soviets from spreading the Marxist cancer, just like they attempted to do in Spain before the war.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-29 14:00

>>168
yes Hans, stopping Soviets was why they invaded Poland while having a secret agreement with Soviets. that agreement gave half of Poland to Soviets, which is the thing you do when stopping Soviets from invading. you make perfect sense!

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-29 14:07

>>169
Invasion of Poland was to take back German lands taken after World War I and to put an end to the slaughter of ethnic Germans in Poland. Soviets were going to invade no matter what because communism is an international movement and it requires invasion and revolution in order to thrive.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-29 19:02

>>168
Oh, so you're both communist shits. That explains everything.
``Everyone who disagrees with me is a Communist!"

>>170
Poland had been doing a pretty good job of keeping the Soviets out of Europe for the last 19 years or so. There is no doubt that the Soviets desired to expand into Europe, but the military cost of doing so was high enough that they were unwilling to do so without support, especially considering that in 1939 they had just been through the Great Purge and were in no position to take on the entirety of Europe. The most charitable interpretation of Hitler's invasion of Poland was that he was trying to trick the Soviets into a decisive engagement to drive them out of Europe, however even then it entailed putting the entirety of Western Europe at risk without their permission.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-29 19:29

>>171
``Everyone who disagrees with me is a Communist!"
Either that, or like the Western plutocratic regimes during the war, collaborators.


Poland had been doing a pretty good job of keeping the Soviets out of Europe for the last 19 years or so. There is no doubt that the Soviets desired to expand into Europe, but the military cost of doing so was high enough that they were unwilling to do so without support
True, which is why the civil war in Spain was more or less a proxy war for the Soviets. They had been building up their military in the meantime and the Wehrmacht was well on its way to crushing them completely until Lend-Lease, American and British material support.

Name: Anonymous 2017-09-29 19:47

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Either that, or like the Western plutocratic regimes during the war, collaborators.
They were ``collaborators" only insofar as agreeing to work with Communists on certain goals. By that ``logic", one can equally say that anyone who opposes Communism is a ``Nazi collaborator", simply because opposing Communism is one trait of Nazis.

They had been building up their military in the meantime and the Wehrmacht was well on its way to crushing them completely until Lend-Lease, American and British material support.
Hitler had also succeeded in crushing France, Poland, and much of the Scandinavian countries as well. Supporting the Soviets through Lend-Lease was basically self-defense for the surviving non-Axis European powers; they didn't like Communists but the Axis had made itself a greater immediate threat to stability and peace in Europe, such that it was easy to regard the Soviets as ``the lesser of two evils."

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