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Its Okay to Write C

Name: Anonymous 2017-11-06 2:22

Tired of language shaming? People mocking C as if they don't depend on it in across their software stack?
People frothing at the mouth when you mention you can't replace C? Someone tells you C cannot be secure?

This is the thread about C and its strengths.

Name: Anonymous 2017-11-06 2:25

This thread has peacefully ended.

Name: Anonymous 2017-11-06 2:37

I can create intentional memory leaks and security holes without the compiler telling me not to

Name: Anonymous 2017-11-06 3:01

This needs to be put on a shirt. C is good, C is life.

Name: FrozenVoid !MhMRSATORI!!4OoxRUEgeA 2017-11-06 5:26

This needs to be put on a shirt.
Very well. I went ahead and got a mock-up for you:
Available in stores soon for the low price of $19.99 + tip.

Name: Anonymous 2017-11-06 5:41

Fuck off, FrozenNigger.

Name: Anonymous 2017-11-06 5:42

Why would I tip for a shirt?

Name: Anonymous 2017-11-06 5:46

Dennis Ritchie is our lord and savior, Ken Thompson, C and UNIX compose the trinity. May their legacy live on forever!

Name: Anonymous 2017-11-06 5:51

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand yiff. The fetish is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of fox physics most of the "action" will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also the nuanced idea of knots, which is deftly woven into the visuals - the furry philosophy of low resolution hardblush rips really puts emphasis on imagination. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these ideas, to realize that they're not just erotic - they say something deep about human sexuality. As a consequence people who dislike yiff truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the eye opening nature of watching femboy foxes as a straight male, which only a true intellectual could appreciate without any form of arousal. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as a quintessential part of furry culture unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂

And yes by the way, I DO have a seasalt tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the femboys' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

Name: Anonymous 2017-11-07 23:22

Name: Anonymous 2017-11-07 23:40
Stopped reading there.

Name: Anonymous 2017-11-08 0:12

Diversity of bugs is our greatest strength!

Name: Anonymous 2017-11-08 2:31

Nah. It'll die soon.

Name: Anonymous 2017-11-08 3:57


Name: Anonymous 2017-11-08 7:57

and what will kill it? Rust's small, flaccid, rusty CoC?

Name: Anonymous 2017-11-08 8:02


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