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/prog/ Challenge: ShitPoastBot6001

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-12 21:28

Let's write an AI that will automate all poastings here and on /lounge/.

Input: A link to a poast P on tinychan or a similar board.

Output: A plaintext poast. No need to actually submit it, just output it to stdout or other easily accessible interface, with BBCode formatting. The rules for getting the output are:
1) If the last poast number in a thread is a number that, when incremented by 1, is a dubs number, output ``check 'em''.
2) Otherwise, if the poast links to another poast Q, contains a quote (<blockquote> HTML element), and the quote text is not a substring of Q, output is ``Who are you quoting?, prefixed by link to P.
3) Otherwise, if the poast contains one or more youtube links, the output is a list o those links, with domain changed to hooktube, newline-separated, prefixed by link to P.
4) Otherwise, if the poast contains the phrase ``nigger'', the output is pesudo-randomly either ``Tsk.'' or *African American'' prefixed by link to P.
5) Otherwise outoout is ``Hax my anus.''.

DEADLINE: 29 January 2018

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-12 22:05

let's not

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-12 22:57

5) Otherwise outoout is ``Hax my anus.''.
This would be more interesting using a word frequency table to pick a weighted random word to replace ``Hax''.

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-13 9:26

But then we need a list of words. Are you willing to scrape w4ch to provide it?

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-13 14:04

This greatly ups the level of challenge, but the bot could try to extract the most recent verb when possible (100% accuracy not necessary) and go from that to make an exchange like

I think I mixed something up with this post...
Mix my anus.

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-13 15:46

No thanks

Who are you quoting?

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-13 17:14

His bot's output, retard.

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-13 17:58

NLP like it's 1993

Name: Anonymous 2018-01-13 22:44

OK. No need to be a rude lout about it.

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